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Humor for a random day
My dad sent me this in an e-mail.

They're quite amusing



Corporate lesson 1


A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower

when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one

should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself

up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands

Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give

you 800 dollars to drop that towel that you have on." After thinking for a

moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After

a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves. Confused, but excited

about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back

upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the

shower "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.

"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the 800 dollars he

owes me?"

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk in time with

your stakeholders, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure


Corporate lesson 2


A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped

and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs,

forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and

nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealth slid his

hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father,

remember psalm 129?" The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He

forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his

eyes from her leg. Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up

her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once

again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving

at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and went on

her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a

bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you

will find glory."

Moral of the story:

Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity!


Corporate Lesson 3


Usually the staff of the company play football. The middle level managers

are more interested in Tennis. The top management usually has a preference

for Golf.


As you go up the corporate ladder, the balls reduce in size.

Another good lesson!!


A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch

when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a

puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll

give each of you just one." "Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I

want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the

world." Poof! She's gone. In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the

sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal

masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life."

Poof! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The

manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of story: always let your boss have the first say.

I hope everyone is well

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