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moowazz
moowazz
Chocolate Is a vegetable
I had to do it. In an e-mail forwarded from my mother.



Here is the proof. . .

Chocolate
Chocolate is a Vegetable:
Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.
Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar
CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places
them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate
is a vegetable.
To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also
contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a
health food.
Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and

strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you

want.
If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands,
you're eating it too slowly.
The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home
from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in
the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll
take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.
If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white
chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they
actually counteract each other?
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make
you look younger.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things
to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing
done.
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily
intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that
handy?

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for
control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry
would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can
you?
REMEMBER: "Stressed" spelled backward is "desserts"

Send this to four women and you will lose two pounds.
Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew),
and you will lose 10 pounds.
If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds
immediately.
That's why I had to pass this on --
I didn't want to risk it!!!!!!

:)~

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