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This made me smile, even laugh a bit



Q: If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how
high?
A: Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

Q: True or false...a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. A: George
Gobel:
Boy it sure seems that way sometimes...

Q: You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or
a
woman? A: Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.

Q: According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think
he's
really attractive, is it okay to come out directly and ask him if he's
married? A: Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.

Q: Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? A:
Charley
Weaver: My sense of decency.

Q: In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say, "I love you?"
A: Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.

Q: As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your
hands
while you are talking? A: Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing older
question, Peter...and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget!

Q: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? A: Paul Lynde: Because
chiffon
wrinkles too easily.

Q: Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to
get
any during your first year? A: Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I'm
too
busy growing strawberries!

Q: In bowling, what's a perfect score? A: Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin
boy.

Q: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist
camps.
One is politics. What is the other? A: Paul Lynde: Tape measures.

Q: Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls? A: Marty Allen: Only after lights
out.

Q: When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his tail. What
will a
goose do? A: Paul Lynde: Make him bark.

Q: If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A: Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.

Q: According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into
the
habit of kissing a lot of people? A: Charley Weaver: It got me out of
the
army!

Q: It is the most abused and neglected part of your body -- what is it?
A: Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn't neglected!

Q: Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head,
what was he trying to do? A: George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.

Q: Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your
elephant? A: Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?

Q: When a couple has a baby, who is responsible for it's sex? A: Charley
Weaver: I'll lend him the car. The rest is up to him.

Q: Do female frogs croak? A: Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads
under water long enough.

Q: Imagine you are a child in your mother's womb, can you detect light?
A: Paul Lynde: Only during ballet practice.



Off to get ready to go out.

I hope everyone is well

:)~
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melebeth From: melebeth Date: March 17th, 2003 05:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
I take those answers as inspiration for Stockwood Bales!!! *Insert Evil Cackle Here*
picoland From: picoland Date: March 17th, 2003 06:45 pm (UTC) (Link)
'prexactly!

btw E- where do I send those HS's?

moowazz From: moowazz Date: March 18th, 2003 09:50 am (UTC) (Link)
Jus bring em to rehearsal, it'll save ya on postage, plus I'll be bringing a from/contract (non-exclusive) for ya so you don't even need to go into the city.

Hope you are well

:)~
picoland From: picoland Date: March 18th, 2003 03:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
you rock adventure girl!
avhi From: avhi Date: March 17th, 2003 07:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
::cackle!::

I love them :) thanks!
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